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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

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[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Mustaches! It should be pretty obvious from the picture.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

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Well, it's NOT.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Anyway, we're gonna have a great adventure when you all get here, Usopp! These people lost their secret ancient afro artifact! We should help them find it!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Afro...artifact? What the heck is that??

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

It's a Golden Afro worn by some old dead guy who is supposed to be important. It was stolen by trolls a few years ago.


-- Is Zoro still a troll?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Nah, I think it wore off. If it's trolls, though, you could ask that Norway guy. He knows a lot about trolls.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Where do I find him?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. He's the guy who commented right before you at the top of this post!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

I see him. Is he some kind of troll expert? Is he a troll himself?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's not a troll, he's a country. I think he MIGHT be a troll expert, though.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

A COUNTRY??!!!

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

You want to know about trolls?

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

You're a country, right?? Will you be my nakama?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

What's a nakama?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

At least we know this old dead guy isn't me. My afro isn't golden. Yohohoho!

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!! YOU DEFINITELY HAVE TO COME AND MEET THE REST OF THE AFRO PEOPLE AND TELL THEM THAT JOKE!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hey! Do you still have that afro wig?? I bet you could blend right in!!

1/2

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

That sounds great!! Hold on, I'm checking.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

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It's not in my pants anymore!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...you had it in your pants?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Do you think the trolls got it??

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! THOSE BASTARDS! I'LL KICK THEIR ASSES!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I actually didn't even think of that but aslfsdlf yes. yes they did. :| ]

...I'd help you, but I think I'm coming down with the dreaded "I'll-die-if-I-get-too-close-to-a-troll" disease. I probably developed an allergy because of Zoro shedding his...troll fur everywhere.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

AH!! I still want to see Zoro as a troll! But he won't change back!! You guys are so lucky.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say LUCKY. He kind of...smelled weird. And apparently tried to take up knitting. I mean, he was hairier and could go invisible, but otherwise he was pretty much the same.