serving_love | (no subject)

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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

I see him. Is he some kind of troll expert? Is he a troll himself?

Nah, he's not a troll, he's a country. I think he MIGHT be a troll expert, though.

A COUNTRY??!!!

Yeah!

Don't ask me to explain how that works, because I don't really get it.

Let's make him our nakama.

I think he's already got his own nakama and his own ship, so I doubt he's interested.

Are his nakama countries too? They can all join our crew!

Yeah, a bunch of them are. ...Luffy, I really don't think we'd even have the ROOM.

They are countries, right? Don't they float on water?

...I'm not actually sure. They're people. Kind of.

Giants??

No. Just regular sized.

Are there at least hills and rivers sticking out of them?

They just look like regular people!

THEN HOW CAN THEY CALL THEMSELVES COUNTRIES?! Got my hopes up for nothing!

I never said it made SENSE.