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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

If I did that with all of your comments, we'd never get anywhere, would we?

Domesticated ringneck doves have been known to live up to thirty or thirty-five years in captivity when well cared for, on rare occasions.

Only because you'd take far too long each time trying to find something stupid about the things I say.

Oh yeah? He'll probably hang around till he's forty just to spite me.

It wouldn't take long. That was a stupid comment, right there.

One hopes.

That was a completely intelligent comment.

I wonder if my cat is still alive.

Right.

That probably depends on how old it is, what it ate, what conditions it was kept in, and how well it was looked after.

At least you agree with me.

Well I wouldn't know any of that, would I. Thus wondering.

That was sarcasm.

You wouldn't?

I know, I was pretending it wasn't.

...I ended up letting some girl take him home.

Good for you.

This does not surprise me in the least. Out of curiosity, is there anything a pretty girl could ask you to do that you wouldn't agree to?

Oi, in my defense, I thought it would be in his best interests! She said she loved cats and had a couple more at home and she's probably taken better care of him that I could've and that way he didn't have to be cooped up on the ship for forever!

...And yes. Asshole. I'm sure there are plenty of things.

Edited 2009-07-01 21:48 (UTC)

I'm not saying that it was a bad idea.

Oh, really? Like what?

Oh. Well. I didn't want you thinking I handed him off on a whim or something!

...That depends on the circumstances, of course. I can't just come up with something out of nowhere! I need examples.

I'm feeling generous enough to give you just slightly more credit than that.

All right. Would you kill someone?

...No, I wouldn't kill someone. Unless they'd done something completely heinous to said girl that was WORTH killing them over. But the lady wouldn't have to ask in that case.

Ah, so we've established a boundary. What about grievous injury?

Again, that's a possibility... But ONLY a possibility!

Theft?

Very likely.

Arson?

Fire, I like.

Ah, something we agree on.

That's all violent stuff.

Oh, all right. Would you dress in drag?

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Well, would you?