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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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Theft?

Very likely.

Arson?

Fire, I like.

Ah, something we agree on.

That's all violent stuff.

Oh, all right. Would you dress in drag?

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Well, would you?

That- No. I mean, if I was just ASKED to, no, definitely not! But if...say it was a rescue mission...or something......I don't know. But no!

You remember the week when I was female, right? I'm beginning to think that I missed out on something.

How could I forget~?

...Yeah, your loss.

I wanted to try fighting you, but I wasn't right on my feet for the first few days, and after that there was no opportunity. I suppose I could always try it again someday.

...I don't know that I would have been a very good opponent.

Well, yes, that's why I wanted to try it.

I managed to fight Zoro when he was a girl, you know. Sort of.

Sort of?

Well. I was easily distracted so it didn't last all that long...

Right, that's what I thought.

I'm sure you wouldn't distract me as much, though!

I can be incredibly distracting as is. You wouldn't stand a chance if I were a woman and you know it.

Actually, you don't stand a chance anyway. You're just very focused as well as not particularly challenging.

I said as much, didn't I? Can't bring myself to kick a woman, even if they DID used to be a guy.

Very focused? ...I bruised you once. Could hardly used my arm for two days in return, but it was worth it!

That's sad. You're aware that I would be stronger than you anyway, correct?

That was a fluke. And yes, you're very focused when you fight.

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