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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Wouldn't stay out of my galley. I can only handle so many bird feathers getting in my food.

...Ace, I've been traveling with him for over a year. Ain't like I'm insulted by it or something.

Oh. Did you ask him politely to leave?

I know I know. It's just... old habits die hard and he's family, you know? I feel like I should have taught him better or something. Half of the time I feel like I'm supposed to go apologize for Jii-jii too.

...It's a bird. I tossed it out and when he tried to fly back in, I locked him in the hold with the other two.

Jii-jii is insane, no amount of apologizing will ever make up for him.

And you didn't think he'd get upset over this? Wouldn't you get upset? You didn't even explain it to him or ask him first!

Hahaha true enough! :D

.........IT'S A FUCKING BIRD.

I like to pretend that guy doesn't exist.

And now you have shit on your coat. Which do you think is the better option? Hattori is smart. If you'd just asked him to settle down so he didn't get feathers everywhere he probably would have.

Yeah. If I could do that... I would. But I'd probably get punched. Or worse... hugged. :|

I ain't asking him anything. I'll let Chopper do the talking to animals.

A fate worse than death, I'm sure.

Yeah well how would you feel if someone thought you were too stupid to talk to and just kicked you out into the hall?

It is! You try being hugged by him!

...You're asking me to compare my feelings to those of a pigeon. How is that even close to the same thing?

Pass, thanks.

Because he's nakama too!

Thank you. Finally, someone has a rational thought.

Just saying. It wouldn't be that hard to just tell him to go sit and calm down before throwing him out.

He responds well to manners.

Most people do in my experience. :)

At the very least, politeness confuses an enemy.

~~And boyfriends.~~ Always fun that. :D

Indeed.

You didn't even ask him before you threw him out?

Jesus fuck, I feel like I should just record myself and put it on repeat - HE'S A BIRD. I think I waved my hand and said "shoo!" or "get the hell out of here!" or something similar and he didn't listen. I didn't ASK him anything.

He can type. Perhaps you ought to credit him with slightly more intelligence than the phrase "he's a bird" implies. Wouldn't you be annoyed if someone waved their hand at you and shooed you? I would.

Shoo, Lucci.

...I'm kidding.

I still want an icon of me hurting you.

Not gonna happen.

I will injure you and take a picture. It won't be hard.

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