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[serving_love]

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You didn't even ask him before you threw him out?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Jesus fuck, I feel like I should just record myself and put it on repeat - HE'S A BIRD. I think I waved my hand and said "shoo!" or "get the hell out of here!" or something similar and he didn't listen. I didn't ASK him anything.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

He can type. Perhaps you ought to credit him with slightly more intelligence than the phrase "he's a bird" implies. Wouldn't you be annoyed if someone waved their hand at you and shooed you? I would.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shoo, Lucci.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I'm kidding.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I still want an icon of me hurting you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not gonna happen.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I will injure you and take a picture. It won't be hard.