serving_love | (no subject)

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Violence is my favorite answer when dealing with idiots.

It is the wrong answer. There are countless other manners to resolve differences.

There ain’t any difference that needs resolving!

Your anger needs resolving.

I’m barely even angry, what the hell.

Then what is the point of using violence?

I FEEL LIKE IT. I could use the workout!

Who even ARE you??

If you wish to excersice there are many others ways.

Ah, forgive me. I am Orpherus, at your service, Mr.-?

Yeah yeah, preach to someone else.

Sanji. You ain't a pirate, are you?

I do not preach.

We were recently converted to bounty hunters.

Uh-huh.

Non-violent bounty hunters? Do tell.

We pursue justice.

By asking people nicely before you capture them? Or whatever it is you do.

We bring those who have sinned to justice, and we help where we can.

[ooc: they do nothing, in other words~]

I'm still failing to see how you do the Justice Bringing in a not violent way.

It is true that sometimes there is no choice. But it always the very minimum, and never without a valid cause.

What about sparring. Do you do that?

One must learn how to fence somehow. But no harm ever comes to any of the participants.