serving_love | (no subject)

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Uh-huh.

Non-violent bounty hunters? Do tell.

We pursue justice.

By asking people nicely before you capture them? Or whatever it is you do.

We bring those who have sinned to justice, and we help where we can.

[ooc: they do nothing, in other words~]

I'm still failing to see how you do the Justice Bringing in a not violent way.

It is true that sometimes there is no choice. But it always the very minimum, and never without a valid cause.

What about sparring. Do you do that?

One must learn how to fence somehow. But no harm ever comes to any of the participants.