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Yo, idiots - Nami-san was right, there's an island coming into view! We should be docking within the next hour, two at most. Looks like it's actually inhabited, too, thank fucking god. NAMI-SAN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST NAVIGATOR EVER~!!

...Anyway, I need to talk to some of you. So. Comment, assholes.

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Oh. Well. GOOD.

...Feign interest a little better. I actually DO have news but I sincerely doubt you'd care.

Not now, though.

This is my interested face.

...Wonderful. I think I'd been drinking that night!

You look bored out of your mind.

How rude to drink when I can't.

That's my face right now.

Why can't you?

...Yes, that's much better. Clearly.

It will hurt the baby.

So what is your news?

...Jesus fuck, I walked right into that one, didn't I?

The treasure troll and I are finding a courthouse tomorrow.

That was very careless.

Are you suing him?

I think you have the most deadpan sense of humor of anyone I've ever met. EVER.

That would be entirely pointless as the idiot doesn't even have two cents to call his own.

That's the first time I've heard that.

He's suing you?

I could tell you again, if you like.

No. We're...tying the knot.

Then people would start thinking I have a sense of humor.

You're marrying a troll?

I'm sure they'll still take awhile to catch on.

Well, he resembles the troll anyway.

They can try.

To each their own. I won't judge your taste.

It didn't work, by the way. The belly-rub wish thing.

He sounds defective.

That would not surprise me in the least.

You sure know how to pick them.

I know, right.

How long until you think you'll be independent again?

Ask me again in a week.

Less than a week.

True, it might only take a day.

You'll like it better.

What, being independent?