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Yo, idiots - Nami-san was right, there's an island coming into view! We should be docking within the next hour, two at most. Looks like it's actually inhabited, too, thank fucking god. NAMI-SAN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST NAVIGATOR EVER~!!

...Anyway, I need to talk to some of you. So. Comment, assholes.

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It didn't work, by the way. The belly-rub wish thing.

He sounds defective.

That would not surprise me in the least.

You sure know how to pick them.

I know, right.

How long until you think you'll be independent again?

Ask me again in a week.

Less than a week.

True, it might only take a day.

You'll like it better.

What, being independent?

No, being pregnant.

...

I'm going to kick you. Seriously.

Yes, being independent.

Hm...we'll see.

Let me know.

You'll be the first one I tell.

So what the hell are you doing out here anyway? You on a ship with someone?

I'll try to think of something to tell you.

I'm traveling with a bunch of idiots. We're Vikings.

Like what? Names you're thinking of for the baby?

...Vikings. That's a new one.

Nikolina for a girl or Jørgen for a boy. What do you think?

Not really. Vikings are old news.

I can't even type the boy's name and I'm not sure how that crossed-out 'o' is pronounced...but I like Nikolina.

New to me that they're apparently still around. I thought they died out years ago or something.

Then let's hope I'm bearing a girl.

There are a few of us still around. Once a viking, always a viking.

I'll buy you a bunch of pink shit.

Do you wear helmets with horns?

Nikolina will like that.

I haven't for a while. But I have a few.

Anything for little Nikolina-chan~!

You should make them a new fashion trend.