serving_love | (no subject)

I got a new shirt today.

It's mine. I want it back.

...Not if Zoro touched it. But if he hasn't already, don't take that as permission, or I'll injure you.

...

Zoro touched it.

Just for that, I still want it back, even if I may never touch it again.

No!

No?

Hey, you can read.

Don't make me bite you. I'll do it.

Damn, you just get kinkier by the second, don't you?

There's the kind of biting that bleeds a bit, and the kind that removes a limb.

I could just take the damn shirt for a swim in the ocean.

You would not.

Salt water washes out.

How am I meant to know what effect that might have on it? It's not as though I make a habit of swimming in it.

It'll have the effect of you not being able to come in after me, that's the important part.

I could probably pay someone else to do it. Even so, you'd have to come out sometime.