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[serving_love]

I got a new shirt today.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Give it back.

Not that I'll want to wear it now.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I think it looks better on me anyway~

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Please, all of your clothes must come from the children's department. Or some sort of hobby store that caters exclusively to scarecrows.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just because YOU can't fit into them is no reason to get jealous.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's always been my dream to develop anorexia.

I know you're not supposed to trust a skinny cook, but I didn't think the expression would ever ring so true.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I have a really high metabolism, asshole!

You know, you're practically a stick, too. Just a slightly TALLER stick.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better to say that, it's your own business.

Excuse me? In what way, exactly?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Alright, you're a LITTLE bulkier than me. Slightly.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I think Luffy is bulkier than you are.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If he is, it's only because he can STRETCH and look bulkier!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I bet that would be useful for people like you.