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Much as I enjoy having my memory back and my crew where they're supposed to be, I'm seriously about two seconds away from kicking a certain green-haired idiot's ass straight back to Skypiea IF HE DOESN'T STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN PUPPY. Fucking hell, marimo, there are LIMITS.

That treasure hunt today was, ah...interesting. NAMI-SAN, DID YOUR TEAM FIND THE TREASURE??? My team got sidetracked a bit. Sort of.

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I find that offensive and once again, completely unnecessary!

On the contrary, I feel that it is very necessary for you to be reminded of this every so often.

That is just cruel, Mommy!

Perhaps my so called cruelness will earn me a bounty one day.

One bounty in the ship is already enough! Before you know it, we will have that scary man coming after us because of Hikaru.

Perhaps after I obtain one, Hikaru and I should continue our journey on another vessel. We wouldn't want to endanger the rest of you just because there would be a price upon our heads.

Of course not! The Host Club stays together, regardless of the situation. Both of you will stay with the rest of us, thank you very much. Besides, I doubt Hikaru would like to part from Kaoru, particularly after spending so much time apart.

Then I suppose Kaoru would need to obtain a bounty as well if he wants to say with his brother.

...None of you are going anywhere!

Who could stop us?

I would! And I am sure the rest of the crew would object!

But it would be for their safety.

I would find another way to protect us - nobody needs to leave!

Like what?

I am sure I can reason with the man threatening you - and whatever you did, it cannot possibly be that bad! If the worst does happen, we can always flee at full speed!

I somehow doubt that the World Government would reason with anyone when it came to wanted criminals.

But there are other wanted criminals who are far worse than you are - which is not one at all! Must we keep talking about this hypothetical and frankly impossible situation??

Yes. So, in other words, you'd want to be my knight in shining armor. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I suppose that if you need to give a name to it, then it would be that.

I see.

Must you always be so cryptic??

Yes.

But I want to know what Mommy is thinking! Can I not?

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