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Much as I enjoy having my memory back and my crew where they're supposed to be, I'm seriously about two seconds away from kicking a certain green-haired idiot's ass straight back to Skypiea IF HE DOESN'T STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN PUPPY. Fucking hell, marimo, there are LIMITS.

That treasure hunt today was, ah...interesting. NAMI-SAN, DID YOUR TEAM FIND THE TREASURE??? My team got sidetracked a bit. Sort of.

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Whoa, that sounds pretty difficult. Maybe I should try it some time.

We'll just work extra hard!

Yes... but wait until you are older! It is a sort of training that only adults can do!

Exactly! You are a good boy, Ninten-kun. In the meantime, we should work on your host training!

Yeah, maybe you're right. I'll just stick on training with animals then!

Host training?

That is a wise desicion!

But of course! I am sure you would make a perfect Host - if you are interested.

Hm... I guess so!

Really? How wonderful to know! Perhaps we can even choose you a type!

A... type?

Yes! For example, I am the Prince Type, while those twins are the Little Devil type! I suppose you would be a shota/loli type, as well, but certainly different from Hunny-senpai.

Hm... I don't think I get it, but I'll pick it up eventually.

It is all a matter of practice, after all! First, we must find your charm.

My... charm?

Yes, the one thing that makes you different from everybody else! It will make you stand out amongst the rest of us.

Now, tell me, what characteristic would you say stands out about yourself?

I know PSI!

...PSI?

Psychic powers!

But if it has something to do with looks... well, once a woman at the Live House told me that I looked cute, and so did Pippi, and I've danced with a girl once... I don't know what the charm is though.

Really? Can you read other people's mind???

Indeed, I would say your cuteness is your strong point! Perhaps a little brother type? In any case, I will need to speak to the twins about outfits that would fit.

Some people's minds, but I can't do it too often.

Oh, does this mean I'm getting one of those uniforms that you guys have?

Oh, specific people? Or do you require specific circumstances???

Among other things!

I don't know, I don't usually try to use telepathy on just ANYONE. Normally it's when someone hints that they want me to.

Ooh, I'm excited!

Oh, that is very polite of you! And what kind of things do you see? Their past? Their thoughts? Ah, I'm so curious!!

Most of the time, I just see their thoughts. Like in Youngtown, I got to hear a baby's thoughts!

And what were they thinking??????

Well, the first one I talked to was psychic too, so he taught me how to teleport.

But I did try it on a few others afterwards, and... they normally just think that they're hungry or that my hat is a good chewtoy.

Oh! So psychics are that sma-

...YOU CAN TELEPORT???!

Yup! I have to have a lot of room to run to do it, but I can!