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[serving_love]

...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??





......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fuck, that explains it.

Yeah well. I'm bored and the ladies are asleep and- Shut up, don't question me!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

explains what.

you still owe me a date.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nothing. My body's being weird.

...Why.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

extra horny? sure it aint cause you have so many girls around?

...or is it your head getting mixed up?

I took you out. You said you owed me after it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

My head's fine, it's the girls. Just isn't usually this bad.

Wait, YOU took me on a date first? What the crap.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

hows the bump on your head?

it was a fucking good one, too, if I say so myself.

and how are my swords?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

S'fine. It's going down.

Where'd we go?

Sharp as ever, I'm sure.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Good.

took you to a wine festival. you bought a shit ton of wine.

not causing any trouble?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Oh, you're good. Color me impressed.

Not that I know of. Do they usually?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

damn right. You even got me some cheap shitty stuff.

...have you even CHECKED on 'em?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Like you'd appreciate the expensive stuff anyway.

Of course, dumbass! What the hell are they gonna do anyway, get up on their own and start stabbing every person they see?!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

i know. then we spent the night at a hotel.

they got their ways, that's all.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You had to mention that part.

Yeah well, they're safe and away from everyone else.

...I thought you lost one at Enies Lobby?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...I let you top?

good.

got a new one. Shuusui.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........Oh.

Shuusui. Did Nami-san lend you money or something?





And what do you mean you LET me top, did that not happen often??!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

got it from a zombie samurai at thriller bark

often enough.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Zombies exist??

Always except on extremely rare occasions would've been the PREFERRED answer.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Shichibukai guy had some devils fruit ability to do it.

but it aint the TRUTH.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Shichibukai?!

Who went first?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

yeah. Mordimer? Morium? Whatever his name was. took shadows and put 'em in dead bodies.

I topped first.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So we beat another one of those assholes, then.

Of course. That just fucking figures.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

...it wasn't like that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Wasn't like what.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I mean. yeah, it was fucking hot, but you liked it. I just meant that doesn't mean anything. that you were on the bottom first, I was just being stubborn.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And how long were you stubborn for?