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So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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He's had me since he was born! You lot just didn't ask.

Well. Yeah, but.

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You think he would've MENTIONED that!

Why, did grandparents ever come up?

No! Never!!

...Are you actually OKAY with your grandson being a pirate? Or grandsons, I guess. Plural.

Then if you lot never talk about grandparents why would he mention me? That makes no sense.

I don't understand your question. What do you mean by okay?

...Point.

I dunno. I mean, you're a fucking marine, isn't it your job to ARREST pirates? And yet your grandsons are gallivanting around with their giant bounties... That's not a problem for you?

Chopper's is only 50.

Not really. Kinda dissapointed they didn't want to be awesome Marines like me. But they are grown men and made their own choices.

Sides. Dragon's is still bigger then all three of theirs combined.

Chopper has a bounty??

...Wait, Dragon? WHAT?

Yes! And so do you! Here is a crappy scan of it.

Dragon is my son! Which makes him Luffy and Ace's dad.

Though Luffy didn't know that till I told him in Water 7. HAHA Luffy misses things like that all the time.

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What is that.

Your bounty of course!

That is not MY bounty. THAT is not a picture of ME.

Here is a better scan!

And yes it is. It looks just like you!

IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks exactly like you!

NOTHING ON THAT RESEMBLES ME AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT HAS YOUR EYEBROW AND YOUR HAIR AND YOU CIGERETTE WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

ANYONE COULD HAVE THAT EYEBROW, BLOND HAIR, AND BE SMOKING!!!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER MET SOMEONE ELSE WITH SUCH A CURLY EYEBROW?

...NO. BUT I'M SURE THEY EXIST.

THE DAY YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE IS THE DAY I... UH.

OKAY IF YOU EVER MANAGE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE, I WILL TAKE YOUR PICTURE AND HAVE YOUR BOUNTY PICTURE CHANGED. MY WORD OF HONOR AS A MARINE.

......WHY COULDN'T YOU DO THAT ANYWAY??????

I HAVE NO REASON TO. DUH.

ASSHOLE!!!

I'M A MARINE YOU MORON. IF YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING I NEED A REASON OTHER THEN 'CAUSE YOU WANT ME TO'. PERVERTED BENDY MORON.

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