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...

So.

My head feels like the crap-geezer's been using it for kickboxing practice, my nakama seem to be missing, I don't recognize this ship, there's some blond kid calling me his brother who won't leave me alone, and that CP9 woman is here saying she's CAPTAIN or some shit.

What the HELL is going on??

......Fucking awesome kitchen, though.

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The hell am I going to ruin? This is apparently MY ship, I can explore it if I want to!

Ugh. Do as you please, then, but don't get in anyone's way.

Men.

.......Is it really just you, me, the blond kid, and a bunch of other LADIES on this ship?

Yes.

...

The gods must love me, THEY HAVE SEEN FIT TO PLACE ME ON A SHIP FULL OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!

MELLORINE~!! MEEELLORINE~!!!!

Get ahold of yourself, you miserable creature.

You know, I think perhaps we should continue that two-person tea party of ours! Now that we aren't meeting with the sole purpose of killing one another.

Oh really? Well, I hate to disappoint, darling, but we're short on tea and I'm short on time.

We're so not short on tea - I just checked the cabinets and we've about four different kinds! One for Nami-san, one for Robin-chan, one for me, and the cheap shit for everyone else!

Of course. Well, I suppose that's at least a minor point in your favor.

So you'll have some!

Is that what I said?

No, but I didn't listen to what you said. Tea's in the kitchen when you're ready!

I don't think I'll have any. I'm feeling a bit ill.

You are? Is it your stomach? Fever?? You should go to the infirmary!!

I think the best remedy would be staying away from you, sweetheart. ♥

Like I said - difficult~

Mm.

Sanji-kun?

Kalifa-san?

You do like having testicles, don't you?

Very much so!

So you'd like to keep them.

That IS the logical conclusion.

In that case, would you do something for me?

ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE, KALIFA-SWAAAN~~