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I think I must be dead.

P.S. NAMI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ROBIN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ~~stupid shitty marimo swordsman~~!!!!! IF THIS IS HEAVEN WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????!?!

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I will certainly do that.

I don't familiarize myself with very many women. Get to the point and tell me why are you asking about her.

I was simply wondering if you knew of her!!

...And she was demanding to be captain as long as you're all hear, so I was curious what your thoughts were about that.

Even though it’s tacky looking, it’s your ship, isn’t it? I mean you’re the only one left from the Straw Hats.

YES. Thank you! I can't seem to get that through her head and I've had...run-ins...with her in the past that lead me to believe she might resort to somewhat drastic measures to take charge... But nonetheless, this is MY ship, and I have absolutely no plans to let her be in control of it!!

Logically speaking, it makes more sense for you to be in charge because you know the ship the best.

But how are you with tactical matters and navigation, and aren't you busy with cooking or is the loopy girl who is always smiling enough help that you can command the ship? You can't do EVERYTHING yourself and saying that you and Mr. Suou will take care of everything doesn't make me feel better since Tamaki's strengths obviously don't lie anywhere in the aforementioned positions.

Oh, I plan on whipping Tamaki into shape within 24 hours, because unfortunately you're right - I definitely need SOME help, but at the same time I don't want anyone else doing anymore than they absolutely have to! Tohru-chan likes to cook, I know that much, but I'd never allow her to take over my main duty completely.

As for navigating...we're kind of fucked with that one, unless someone else has a log pose with them. Nami-san has ours and you can't navigate the Grand Line without one, so I haven't really figured that part out yet...

Yeah, good luck with that one, he's probably never even used a screwdriver before. Just don't spread yourself so thin that you pass out from exhaustion. Put that glasses woman in charge of something so you can keep an eye on her, since she wants to help out so much you might as well put her to use.

Language Mr. Sanji. Even Mr. Zoro left his swords, are you sure she has it with her?

...But a lady shouldn't have to do any work at all, especially if she is a guest on my ship!!

Ah, my apologies, I wasn't thinking! Nami-san wears our log pose on her wrist, so I imagine it'd be hard to lose. Whereas Zoro takes his swords off at night. Speaking of, how do you think they suit me?? I think I look rather dashing~

You can't serve the ladies if you work yourself to death.

That would prove to be a problem.

...I still think three is a little bit of overkill. I prefer a single sword and a dagger myself.

Oh, I'll be fine - but your concern is touching, thank you, Nanami-san!!

Maybe Franky has an extra one somewhere on board...

I'd agree with you, but I've seen them in action. And I'd carry just one around but Zoro'd probably say it was unfair to the other, or some stupid shi--...something stupid like that. You know how to use a sword?

Uh... yeah, you're welcome.

It couldn't hurt to look. I'll leave the hold for you.

Unfair to the other?

I know my way around the sword well enough.

The hold?

Others, sorry. Other swords. Dumbass treats them like they're alive... They're really important to him, so I guess I'd better keep carrying all three.

That's very impressive! I had no idea! Do you have one with you??

Yeah, there's something in there I'd rather not come across.

Oh, I see. Well, boys will be boys.

...uh, yes and no.

Ah. Sunako-chan? I'm not quite sure what to do about her either, honestly...

Yes and no?

I don't want to talk about it!

...I'm sorry! Forgive me, I didn't mean to be so nosy! It's none of my business, Nanami-san!!

I'll show them to you at some point, just don't ask any questions when I do, got it?

Only if you want to, Nanami-san! But if you do, I promise I won't ask a THING.

Kay.

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