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I think I must be dead.

P.S. NAMI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ROBIN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ~~stupid shitty marimo swordsman~~!!!!! IF THIS IS HEAVEN WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????!?!

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...Simply WOKE UP here?? Geez. This is so fucked up.

Are you the only other guy here or did I miss someone?

Do you think I have been kidnapped???

I believe so - I did not see any other men when I walked around.

...Right. You and ten other girls. All kidnapped. Makes perfect sense.

So it's...just you and me, then! And women. Lots of women.

...It was Hikaru's idea...

While the situation does seem really favorable, I do miss Haruhi...

Should've clued you in right there that it was stupid.

Who said anything about favorable? Nami-san isn't here, Robin-chan isn't here, and I had a bet going with Zoro that I'd be able to go without flirting with ladies for a week!! Which is CLEARLY doomed now. Also, Kalifa-san is trying to take over my ship. ALKJSHDAS.

It made sense at the time!

Aniki! I believe that in the circumstances, such a bet would be off - it is our responsibility to take care of our ship!!

Well, of course we should not let her, right?

Suuure.

Well I ASKED him if we could postpone it, but of course he said no... Anyway, flirting isn't the same thing as being a gentleman, and a gentleman keeps his ladies entertained, comfortable, and happy, right? No worries, I'll still be taking care of everyone here! AND the ship!!

Yes, well, see. There's sort of a backstory there, which, to sum up, basically goes along the lines of: SHE ONCE KICKED MY ASS. And she'd probably do it again because she's got a devil fruit power that allows her to turn into BUBBLES or something, it's really kind of lame - but anyway. Not quite sure how to handle this one.

Of course! It is not like you should be forced to be rude, right? And do not worry, Aniki, I will help you!

...Well, we could always ask her nicely to let us run things?

Yeah, figured you would. I'll still handle the cooking and stuff, obviously, so you don't have to worry about that at least.

Tried that. Although you could give it a shot - maybe she'll actually like you.

Ah! I will get to taste Aniki's cooking again~!

I will!

Might force you to help me some nights, too.

So I was thinking... It might be best if we offer the ladies the larger cabin. It has more beds and more space for them to relax in. And I cleaned it up earlier, so there's no laundry laying around. What do you think?

...Do you know anything about actually sailing a ship?

...We...usually have it in Auto-Pilot.

.......Wonderful. Alright. I'll teach you, then. How to work the sails, the anchor, EVERYTHING. It's you and me and this ship is fucking big, but we'll manage!

...Are you sure that will not be too much to learn??

It's not that difficult, honestly. Any man could do it.

Well, I believe you. It seems this will be the first challenge of my pirate life!

About time, too.

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