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I think I must be dead.

P.S. NAMI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ROBIN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ~~stupid shitty marimo swordsman~~!!!!! IF THIS IS HEAVEN WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????!?!

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Yeah, I've got 'em, figured you were taking a piss or something before I remembered you even take the goddamn things to the bathroom with you and nearly broke my neck rolling off the shitty aquarium couches trying to get up to find you and WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??!? Is Nami-san with you?? Usopp? CHOPPER????

'm with Ace

take care of 'em or else I'll break your scrawny neck.

.....You're with Ace.

Zoro. I'm on a ship with like 19287398127389123 other girls. Just so you know.

...

Are you sure you won't like...keel over and die without your swords?

don't touch the blades unless you wanna have to clean 'em. don't let ANY one else touch them. And DONT let Kitetsu OR Shuusui out of your sight unless you want someone to get their arm cut off. And don't let Wado out of your sight unless you want ME to hurt you.

yeah. Ace.

...i dunno whether to laugh at you or be pissed off.

Oi. Don't get so goddamn bossy with me, I'm not gonna let anything happen to them.

Zoro. I'M WITH 19287398127389123 OTHER GIRLS.

...yeah. I know. they're just. you know. Promise?

And?

...Yeah, yeah. I promise. I'll keep them with me.

Could we maybe......postpone that bet of ours?

don't let a SINGLE one of those girls touch them, even if they beg.

hell no

I won't, I'm not an idiot, I know they're important.

Goddammit.

...You need to find your way back here within three days, you know that, right?

I know you're not. ...'m trusting you.

Three d-...oh OH. shit. fuckin hell, you guys know where you are?

I'll guard them with my life. Etc etc. Can I wear them?

I assume the same place we were YESTERDAY, but hell if I know where that is. I'd ask Nami-san, but akshd I don't know where she is.

yeah if you want, if it'll help you keep an eye on 'em

i get the feelin this wont get fixed as quickly as the virus

Sweet.

It had damn well BETTER. Any idea where your ship is?

sweet?

beats me. 'm on the fuckin luxury of the seas.

...I mean- No, that's what I meant.

Hang out in the kitchen, maybe you won't feel too lonely then.

WHY?

'm already there

...No reason.

Oh... Wish I was there.

you wanna wear them?

mm...

i cant find any booze

Well if I've got the chance to, I'm not gonna pass it up.

Shit. They probably don't have any, you'd better get used to going without it.

...you think it makes you look cool or somethin?

fuck no. no swords. no booze. no weights. no dumbass cook.

Hell no, you don't look cool with them.

So basically you're in hell.

che, yeah right

yeah.

Maybe a LITTLE cool. But I bet I look cooler.

...We should probably stop bemoaning our fates and figure out a way to fix this.

che, well aint you a cocky little shit.

you go first

You just figuring that out?

......Yeah, I got nothing. Fucking Grand Line.