serving_love | (no subject)

I suppose it has been a while, hasn't it. I'm just fine, thank you.

You're on the host club members' ship now, yes?

Yes, I am.

Are they keeping you well fed? Do I need to send some food over?? Are you happy there???

The food is rather so-so, Mr. Sanji. I would certainly love to taste your cooking again in the near future.

The gentlemen treat me well here and the ship is very spacious and now very clean thanks to Mr. Reborn and Mr. Tsuna.

Were you at the bonfire the other night? I know some of those guys were... I didn't see you, though! I would have packed up some things for you to take back!!

That's good, at least! The lazy asses over here never clean anything.

Bonfires aren't really my thing and I've been feeling a bit under the weather recently so I was probably resting in my room.

Maybe your crew should hire on a maid.

...You're sick?? NANAMI-SAN!! You should have had Chopper look at you while you near us!!! Are you alright? Do you have a cold? A fever?? I'LL SEND SOME CHICKEN SOUP!!!

...Hiring implies we have the money for that.

I'm fine, it's nothing really, but do send that soup.

Make some money then. Until then just draw lots and make a crew member do it.

I'LL MAKE IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!!! You aren't too far, maybe I can get it to you by the afternoon somehow! Is there anything else you'd like me to send along??

I usually just kick people in the head until they get their chores done.

If you can think of something that can be reheated and still taste like it was freshly made, I would gladly accept it.

I suppose that's one way to get things done.

Hmm. I'll brainstorm tonight and come up with some different options. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, NANAMI-SAN!!!

I'll be looking forward to it, Mr. Sanji.

Tell him the food is delicious or you get the bottle of PURPLE sunscreen.

What the heck? Are you stalking me?! If you so much as come near me with any type of liquid I think could be tainted, I'll shave your hair off while you sleep!

You touch my hair and I'll make sure your life is filled with pranks and misery forever.

HAH! My life is already filled with misery, you can't make it much worse. Besides, I'm quite the prankster myself, so anything you do to me, I’ll make sure I return it ten fold.

I welcome your challenge because I am prepared to double-team you.

...

That is SO NOT FAIR!

Sucks to be one of you.

Fine! I'll just recruit someone for my team!

What makes you think a random recruit would be as efficient?

As if I'd let you in on my master plans.

As if I even need to know them.