serving_love | (no subject)

NO.

But if you pissed her off again you know all of us are gonna suffer.

I didn't piss her off! I never piss her off! I live only to serve the beautiful goddess that is Nami-san, why would I do something like piss her off???

This doesn't make any sense to me.

Do we have any muffins?

No, but I can make some tomorrow-- THAT'S ENTIRELY OFF TOPIC. This is important! The worst thing EVER has happened, Usopp. It's HORRIBLE.

Well, I don't even know what the topic IS!! Plus I'm a little hungry because SOMEONE stole half my supper.

...Wait, what happened?

There were leftovers, you know. There still are. In the fridge. That you don't have the code to, hahaha-- Anyway.

Nami-san......has a BOYFRIEND.

Open it for me Sanji. PLEEEEASE.

Oh. Well...isn't that good? We should be happy for her, right?

I'm BUSY.

...But I don't even know who he is! He could be DANGEROUS or something, he could be - EVIL.

But. Sanjiiiiii.

...Nami's smarter than that.

.......I KNOW THAT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

How is that a problem?

Because it means he's NOT a bag guy and he's probably good for her and now she'll have a significant other and I'll just have to deal with it.

...

Don't give me that face, asshole.

...Not that I don't try to NOT think about it when I can help it, but you're supposed to be with Zoro now! Whether or not Nami has a boyfriend shouldn't matter.

You're like the fifth person to mention that - I know. I'm WELL AWARE I have no real right to be bitching about who Nami-san's dating. I'll...get used to him. And wish her all the best in the meantime, because she deserves absolutely no less than that.

Right!

Nami said you're making milkshakes! Can I have a chocolate banana one?

If you stick around to help clean the dishes after, sure~

Okay. There won't be much dishes from just milkshakes, right?

I could dirty up a few extra just for the hell of it...

No, I wouldn't want you to go to the trouble!

You sure? Because really, it wouldn't be a problem.

I'm sure! Honest!