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Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

Sanji, you're being so nice! Zoro should come distract you more often!! In that case I want beef and chicken and fish! Only you have to save some for when Ace gets here too, because he eats as much as I do!

NO HE SHOULDN'T. Stupid marimo. Nami-san never wants to see me ever again because of that shitty bastard.

Uh uh, she said not until we find Ace. And since she's the best navigator ever, that should be pretty soon!

She's still mad at me. It's going to be the worst few hours of my LIFE till we find wherever your brother is.

So you just have to find him sooner! Duh!

Hey Sanji, do you know when Zoro's birthday is?

I'm not going to be the one finding him. You're going to have to take Nami-san her meals till she does.

Yeah, I know when most of the crew's birthdays are.

I get to take her her meals, huh? :D :D :D

Okay, I'll try them all out on the lock!

You don't have to sound so goddamn happy about it!

I'm telling you none of them will work, idiot.

:D

Oh. So it's not anyone's birthday? Is it a date at all?

YOU'D BETTER NOT EAT ANY OF IT BEFORE IT GETS TO HER, LUFFY.

Nope, no birthdays and no other dates.

You're not going to put a combination lock on her plate, are you?

.......nnnnn

If I had a way to do it, I would!

Even if you figure it out, I'll just change it.

...so when are you going to send Nami food? I think she seems hungry. I bet she wants some meat.

If I figure it out there won't be anything left in the fridge!

...Maybe I'll just ask Robin-chan to do it. Nami-san would probably like to have someone to talk to anyway.

And then you'll go hungry until we reach the next island. Yeah, there's a fucking brilliant plan, Captain.

D: D: D: D: D:

By the way, do you know how tall Zoro is?

.......Definitely asking Robin-chan to do it.

No idea. Somewhere around my height, I'd guess?

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