(no subject)

[serving_love]

...

So. What do you guys want for dinner tomorrow?




.........This post is in no way a ploy to get certain people to comment to me who I really, really need to talk to AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The damn thing jumped overboard apparently. So now I'm stuck doing my own laundry again, fucking pain in the ass.

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

Well, you know who's responsible for the mouthy house-hamster's impending leap of doom ultimately following your dirty laundry plight. Why not do something 'piratey' for once and make the man your personal housekeeper. Erm, shipkeeper.

Fair trade for causing one of your crew to walk the plank of their own accord, eh?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

No.

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

Your lazy ass hasn't provided much to the team as it is from what I've been reading. So why not let the cook decide your fate this time around, eh?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

'm first mate, I do plenty

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Because I have to MAKE you do them.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

'm not in the mood for this

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

Plenty of what, exactly?

We know you don't cook, clean, or do your own laundry. You haven't really done anything rape, pillar or plunder-worthy as a henchman or first mate. It's quite apparent that you do not give the orders nor come up with anything of constructive productivity, as it is only seen by the intellectually superior little lady on your boat.

So....yeah....waiting for the list of 'plenty' here. Feel free to bullshit some answers too, I'll give you extra credit for your efforts.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

follow Luffy

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

The crew is lazy enough as it is.

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

You just haven't been providing the right 'motivation' from the looks of things.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Oh I made them get off their asses.

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

It's really a shame that your efforts are wasted on that boat. This crew doesn't even have a captain and we seem to all be fairly self sufficient in various talents. Perhaps you might consider defecting to another team when the 'children' have driven you beyond reasonably sane?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I should be captain of your crew?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hah. Not a bad idea, but I'm pretty sure he'd have some crewmates who wouldn't be too happy with us if we did that.

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

You're a pirate. Who gives a shit if the rest of their crew ain't happy. Get your pirating mojo on and blow up their ship if you have to.

Honestly, do I have to think of everything for you folks? Can we take your navigator onto our crew since it's apparent you don't deserve her?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And again, NO YOU MAY NOT TAKE OUR NAVIGATOR.

Fuck, I know I'm a pirate. Doesn't mean I have to go around enslaving people.

[piratewhip.livejournal.com]

...Wait, what?!

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

You are not part of this vote. Sit to the side and just be pretty for the time being.

Oh...and brush up on your Queen of Clean "Laundry 101" techniques. I'm sure you'll need them in the near future.

[piratewhip.livejournal.com]

I'm not a slave!

[slaughterurwrld.livejournal.com]

Not yet.

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[illusiongames.livejournal.com]

My, my, you really are stupid.

[piratewhip.livejournal.com]

...Not really!

[illusiongames.livejournal.com]

You owe me money.