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So. What do you guys want for dinner tomorrow?

.........This post is in no way a ploy to get certain people to comment to me who I really, really need to talk to AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

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What, find some more educational youtube videos?

No, none quite so educational as that last one!

I fell asleep at another bar. People don't like it when you do that, you know? they keep thinking I've died!

You know, anytime you feel like it, you can just go ahead and completely erase that memory from your head. Really.

No shit, not everyone's used to customers falling face first into their dinner.

Nah, I think I'll hang onto it for the lonely nights. it's a bit rough in a one-man skiff, you know!

Not like I can help it!

Oh god, that's just about the last thing I needed to hear. For lonely nights, my ass.

Tape a sign to your back or something.

Hey, even I have them sometimes!

I though the tattoo would do the trick. people start to know who you are, your quirks and stuff. Doesn't seem to help!

FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO THINK ABOUT DURING THEM!!!!

Thank god Luffy's not quite as bad as you are. Think he'd rather die than pass out while there's still food on the table.

But the imagery--! It's just so artful, Sanji!

Well, yes. That's true enough. What can I say, good food makes me comfortable and sleepy!

alksjdfhas I swear to god, Ace. So kicking your head in before I feed you whenever I next see you.

That's why you sleep AFTER you eat. Preferably when you're in a BED. Or something similar.

Sanji, my good chef, I am kidding. Relax! And feed me. I like being fed!

Instantaneous reaction!

.............Good. You better be. Shit. Sorry. This isn't really my night. And I'll feed you, you KNOW I will. You'll be too full to move after you're done.

Hey, it's alright! Want to tell me what's up? I'm not going to be walking into the middle of World War 3 when I get there, am I?

Sounds like a good plan to me! Sorry if I fall asleep.

Nah, just...Zoro's idiocy combined with mine means dumbassery all around. I'm sorting it out.

Heh, least I know to expect it. Not my fault if your plate's clean by the time you wake up again, though.

Oh well that's hardly surprising! Good luck with that!

You see, that's probably why I started falling asleep on the food, more of a chance of a few bites still being there when I wake back up!

...Ahaha, that's an interesting way of looking at it. Good point, too, I suppose. Doubt it'll stop your brother, though.

Trust me, if you fall asleep backwards there is nothing left!

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