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So. What do you guys want for dinner tomorrow?

.........This post is in no way a ploy to get certain people to comment to me who I really, really need to talk to AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

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...Alright there, Sanji?

Yes! Sort of. I'm fine. Everything's good. How're you??

You don't sound fine! Anything I can do to help?

And I actually am fine. Better than I have been!

Not unless you've got a time machine or some shit like that.

Yeah? Let's talk about you instead then, it's probably infinitely more interesting than my crap.

...I'm afraid I don't, sorry. Talk to Lambo?

...I'd rather not, really! I think bringing it up again would perpetuate things!

...His version of a time machine is a sheet tent.

Oh. Well shit. No gossip then?

...Ask about the bazooka.

Not anything interesting that wasn't all over your friendslist not three days ago.

Bazooka?

Ugh, you're gonna make me go look? Fuck that.

On second thought, I doubt you need to go ten years forward...

I just had some...unpleasant accusations leveled against me in a few memes! It's nothing, really.

...Oh yeah. That's right, forgot he had that future self or whatever. Doubt that'd do me any good.

Ah. Won't make you talk about it, then.

...You know what, just tell me something you're hungry for. I'll go cook my anxiety away.

Yeah, somehow I didn't think it would, haha!

I appreciate that, thanks! And you know pizza is always a winner with me!

I wonder if pizza sends well. Hm.

Actually, last I talked to Hibari he said he wasn't far behind us. You anywhere near him?

If it does I'll be in your debt eternally.

Right next to, ship-wise, actually.

So you're only one island behind us. We're still docked at the one after the winter island.

Oh! So if we hurry along we might run into you again!

...For some crazy reason, I'm betting that "time machine" wouldn't do shit, kid.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT!!! SHIIIIIIITT!!

LAMBO-SAN LIKES HIS NEW WORD!!! HE'S GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT SANJIEYEBROW TAUGHT IT TO HIM!!!!

You didn't know that word yet?!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

...Means nothing.

THEN LETS GET INTO THE SHIT TIME MACHINE AND TRAVEL TO A WORLD UNKNOWN!!!!

Shitty. If you're describing something.

WHAT ABOUT IF IT'S AN ACTION?!

Then it's impolite and you shouldn't be saying it, especially in a lady's company.

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