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NAMI-SWAAAAAAAN~ Beautiful, lovely nakama of mine~~ Is there any chance you could lend me some more spending money while we're still docked here? Pretty please?? It's for a good cause! And I will OF COURSE pay you back!! WITH INTEREST!!! ♥~!

Other idiots- Dinner's ready. Eat it now or help yourselves later, whichever you want but you're on your own tonight. And don't even TRY eating it all yourself, Luffy! Robin-chan said she'd keep an eye on it for me, so don't you dare cause problems for her!! No one gets seconds till EVERYONE has had some.

Anyway, I'm going out. Marimo's coming with. Got some stuff to get and business to take care of. Don't wait up!

Also - having smokes again is a fucking amazing thing. Oh my god.

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Ebichu can recite romance novels verbatim so that Sanji-san can prep himself! Ebichu reads LOTS of books! Ebichu knows LOTS of stories!

NO. DON'T NEED YOUR HELP WITH THAT.

Okay. Just let Ebichu know if you need her to read you a romance story while you have sex with your girlfriend. Ebichu did that for master a lot. You are a good friend to Ebichu, so Ebichu will be best friend too!

I don't even HAVE a girlfriend.

Awww... T_T

Maybe Ebichu will help you find one! That way Sanji is not alone stitching more underwear of his favorite woman who is on the rag right now in a secret corner before he cooks meals for the crew!

...Shit. I don't need help. DO NOT NEED HELP. I LIKE WOMEN BUT AM NOT CURRENTLY WITH ONE. And...don't let Nami-san see you saying that.

O-okay! Ebichu promises not to speak of your unrequited adoration for Nami-san that causes you to perform ungentlemanly actions in private when no one but Ebichu is looking!

I'm gonna kill you.

LAKJSDASD IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

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