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NAMI-SWAAAAAAAN~ Beautiful, lovely nakama of mine~~ Is there any chance you could lend me some more spending money while we're still docked here? Pretty please?? It's for a good cause! And I will OF COURSE pay you back!! WITH INTEREST!!! ♥~!

Other idiots- Dinner's ready. Eat it now or help yourselves later, whichever you want but you're on your own tonight. And don't even TRY eating it all yourself, Luffy! Robin-chan said she'd keep an eye on it for me, so don't you dare cause problems for her!! No one gets seconds till EVERYONE has had some.

Anyway, I'm going out. Marimo's coming with. Got some stuff to get and business to take care of. Don't wait up!

Also - having smokes again is a fucking amazing thing. Oh my god.

Comments

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So you got anything?

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ARE YOU ASKING FOR LUBRICANT??

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yes

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Are you sexually active?

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No!

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Then why are you asking for lube?

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vampires?

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Are you telling your truth? I'm your doctor so I have the right to know!

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...not yet?

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...

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what. its not like i can private it on your journal!

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Lotion would have been fine.

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you wanted me to do it right and i'm gonna do it right

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Oh my GOD. I am going to ban you both askljdhfas.

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Are you going to have sex too, Sanji?

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Been there, done that.

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AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TESTED FOR STDS YET?? OH NO! THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE! QUICK! TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE!!

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Ah...

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any advice, doc?

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You mean where you put things? Should I give you diagrams?

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NO!

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WHEN YOU'RE DONE I'LL TEST YOU FOR STDS!

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its not like I'm doing it with some prostitute!!!

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Who are you doing it with?

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seriously?