serving_love | (no subject)

Do you have trouble reading?

You insisted a second time. I should wonder if it's you who has the problem.

I was emphasising.

Then I don't think there's any particular reason for you to snap at me.

You were insinuating things.

If I was insinuating anything it's that you might want to get your anger issues checked up on.

I DON'T NEED CHECK-UPS.

You might need Ritalin.

I don't need drugs.

Counseling?

I DON'T NEED THAT EITHER.

It's unhealthy, you know, to have such a short fuse.

What are you, Mr. Doctor?

No, but I do know a thing or two.

Doubtful.

And now you're bitter. I think you could benefit from psychiatric assistance.

I think you could benefit from shutting up.

I'll stop bothering you when it stops being fun.

I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.

You're here and you're amusing.

And you're an idiot with weird facial hair.

What's your point?

I still fail to see the point of your remarking on my facial hair.

My point was that you are, in a sense, technically here for my amusement, or at least here to my amusement.

Because it's annoying.

No I'm not.

In what way does it annoy you, might I ask?

Yes you are, although I suppose that could be considered yet another valid reason for you to stop getting so very angry, don't you think?

By existing.

I'm sure your logic makes sense to YOU.