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[serving_love]

...Some shitty drunk old man in one of the bars here was going off about an ocean where fish from all over the world swim together in the same waters. A cook's paradise. No one seemed to give a damn what he was talking about, or maybe they just didn't believe him... But.

Finally.

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[princesshotness.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes.

You intrigue me, heart-eyed man.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It’s Sanji, princess~! And might I just say how gorgeous you are?? What can I call you?

[princesshotness.livejournal.com]

Princess Azula.

And yes, you may say how gorgeous I am. Feel free to say much more about me as it will all, most likely, be true.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Azula-swan~~!! What a beautiful name!

I fear anything I say wouldn't ever actually do you justice. Have you been here long?

[princesshotness.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I know, I'm named after a great and powerful man.

Feel free to say it anyway. I'm not quite sure how long I've been here but I do have a question for you?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...A man. Really.

Ah, and what's that? I'll answer as best as I can!!

[princesshotness.livejournal.com]

Are you strong?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Extremely!

[princesshotness.livejournal.com]

Very well. Then you may court me and together, we shall be the strongest couple ever! No one will stand in our way, argue with us or tell us that our clothing makes our butts look big!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Court you? I—alkjdhs. Seriously? That's a very...generous offer and I'm sure it would be amazing, of course, and obviously the last thing I want to do is insult you in any way because any guy would be lucky to have a gem such as yourself and if I weren't me I'd kick my ass for even thinking of saying no, but—

I can't. I'm sorry, Azula-san!!