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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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Do I remind you of a ferret?

They like to steal shit, don't they?

You might be a little smoother than this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR9O24PsDas), but still.

Significantly smoother, thank you.

...But I see your point.

You're kind of...long and gangly, too.

I am not gangly. I'm svelte.

...Yeah, okay. I still say a ferret is fitting.

Yeah, yeah. So why are you a fox?

Fuck if I know. Obviously I'm as sly~ as one.

Ooor, alternatively, because they're loud as hell.

...I'm not loud.

I'm now inclined to believe you've never heard yourself before.

Bastard, yes I have. Fine...I'm not loud a LOT, let me put it that way. And if I'm yelling or something it's usually because people are being idiots!

See, the thing is, people are being idiots all the time, ergo...

While I agree with that.....I AM NOT LOUD ALL THE TIME.

Mmm, significant portion of the time, at least.

...

Well at least I'm not a weasel thing.

Ferret.

Practically the same thing.

Don't make me bite your tail.

Do foxes eat ferrets?

...No.

I bet they do. They eat rabbits.

Ferrets are predators, though!

They're also little!

You wouldn't dare.