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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[gokami.livejournal.com]

You too?

...This is ridiculous!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Is that a “you, too” as in along with everyone else, of did you get hit with some shitty animal thing as well?

[gokami.livejournal.com]

I meant it in that it seems many have been struck down by this strange curse.

I am fine. Although we may have an infestation of bed bugs aboard the ship...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah. Then yeah, seems like one of those shitty things that's just going around. "Unexplained", like Lust-san said. Who the fuck knows.

...Bed bugs? Ew.

[gokami.livejournal.com]

So there are forces that even natives of the Grand Line have no explanations for...

They must be what is causing this itching.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah, a shit-ton of ‘em. Like that ghost thing awhile back, no idea what the hell that was about.

That sucks. Better wash all your clothes and shit.

1/2

[gokami.livejournal.com]

...I mean to.

2/2

[gokami.livejournal.com]

... Eh??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Eh what? What eh??? You okay?

/not backdated

[gokami.livejournal.com]

... I too am cursed.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You seem hairy.

[gookami.livejournal.com]

... I am aware.

[gokami.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sooo...what are you?

[gokami.livejournal.com]

I do not know... Perhaps a dog, or a wolf, judging by the tail.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hm. Is your tail annoying as hell, too?

[gokami.livejournal.com]

It is almost a sentient being, moving without thought of my own. It is very difficult to wear hakama now, but I do not want to have to cut a hole in them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, EXACTLY! Mine does that, too, the shitty thing just keeps twitching and going all over the goddamn place! Had to ruin two pairs of pants for it. And it keeps getting caught in shit. Like my cat’s mouth, for one.

[gookami.livejournal.com]

I am thankful there are no pets aboard this ship.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

We have seven. ...Cats, I mean, that's not even including everything else.

[gookami.livejournal.com]

Do you intend to offer some kittens for adoption?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah...we haven’t really decided yet. If we did, it’d probably only be two of them.

[gokami.livejournal.com]

I can understand your attachment.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They're six weeks old today, so we need to figure it out in the next couple of weeks.

[gokami.livejournal.com]

Time has passed quickly.