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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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WHAT?!

I think he's just symmetry-impaired. He probably can't help it.

AS IF HIS HAIR WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, HE HAS TO BE BLATANTLY AND UTTERLY SHAMEFULLY DISGUSTING TOO?!

I bet you could set him straight!

Hm. No. I'm unarmed.

Well, I didn't mean violently. Use your words to convince him!! Maybe you should read to him from that scroll of yours when you get back.

...you are coming back, right?

Yes, but--

Well, I'm bringing George back for a birthday celebration on Tuesday night. I suppose you and I could make plans during that time.

...wait, how did I get involved in this? YOU'RE the expert!!

You asked if I was coming back. Were you giving me the false impression of feeling wanted?

I just don't know if I'd be any good for making plans with, that's all.

You're not even subtle. It's kind of a wonder you have any friends at all.

What's THAT supposed to mean? I have a TON of friends! I even have an army of loyal followers!!

I don't think I'm very good at believing your lies, that's all.

...what would make you think I was lying?

Someone who isn't very good at making plans with certainly can't have as many friends as you say.

...those two things have nothing to do with each other.

Very well. Your optional friendship is not important to me.

I didn't say we couldn't be friends!

I offered a chance to make plans and you made it seem like you were impossible to make plans with. Not even subtle.

...I thought you meant something else!

I believe I was reasonably clear.

Not clear enough!

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