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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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I know that's probably technically a compliment, but I think I feel a little insulted or...something.

...anyway, it's your turn now!

That wasn't inappropriate, Usopp. That was...PG.

It was PLENTY inappropriate! It counts!

So...it's still your turn!

Was not.

Fine I'll be the same level of inappropriate. I want to hold your hand. And kiss you.

Mine was WAY worse than that! I was talking about other stuff too!!

Oh, really?

OBVIOUSLY.

It was very ambiguous.

It was NOT. You knew exactly what I was talking about!

There are a lot of places you could touch me.

Well. Yeah. But...some of them were inappropriate ones!

Only a couple are really inappropriate. And only inappropriate because we're talking about it in Sanji's journal. Under normal circumstances they're very appropriate.

...I guess. But that was the point, right?

Yes, that's the point. And MY point is that what you said wasn't sufficiently inappropriate.

It was PRETTY inappropriate! Especially--this is Sanji's journal, remember!!

Oh, you're no fun.

Hey, you didn't say anything either!

I said I would when you did!

...I DID though! If you don't think it's good enough, maybe you need to, uh. Provide an example.

All right. I want to push you back against a tree. And then get down on my knees.

...you actually did.

Mmhm. Your turn.

F-fine! Then. Uhm...I'm gonna... Uh.

...okay. I want to spread out a blanket under the trees and lay you down on it, and then I'm gonna take off everything you're wearing and kiss you all over, I mean EVERYWHERE, and...you'll make that one noise you make sometimes. A lot. And then when I'm done with that, we'll do...other stuff.

...there. Satisfied?