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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Not bad shitty.

...Hey, you're that kid I've seen going around with the black dragon! How come there aren't anymore like him?

You saw -- ?

Toothless is, um. Special.

Once or twice. ...Alright, so mostly I noticed the dragon, but still.

Toothless, huh. Special how?

He's a special breed. A Night Fury. They're rare, and ..

Who are you, anyway?

Night Fury... What's the big one with all the teeth called?

Oh - I'm Sanji! You?

Which "big one with all the teeth"?

The big one! The big shitty guy who likes being on fire for some reason.

Oh, that one. That's the Monstrous Nightmare.

Ahh. Heh, that's...fitting.

But. He can't be that nightmarish, right? Other people around here are riding his type.

Dragons aren't so bad. I guess you could call them pets, now? But we've been at war with them for generations.

Have you? Damn, we just fought them the once and that was definitely enough for me. Shitty things nearly took out our whole ship!

They're not shitty!

...Right, sorry.

Hey, so how would one go about actually riding these not-shitty dragons?

Your FACE is a monstrous nightmare.

... oh, come on, Snotlout.

Not that I've ever been kept awake at night at the thought of your face or anything. I'm the bravest when it comes to sleeping.

And my name is Hiccup.

...Hic—what, seriously?

Yes. Don't ask.

...Alright, I won't. Nice to meet you, then, Hiccup.

And - right, what are you doing on Berk?

It's where the log pose led us, didn't have much of a choice.

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