serving_love | (no subject)

Current Mood: irritated

(no subject)

Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

No idea. Is he just...following you, or does he seem like he wants something?

How should I know? I guess I could...try that scratching thing.

Man, this guy's teeth are all over the place. Heeere, Shitty Dragon...

Well, the one following me was kind of...head-butting me when he wanted to be scratched. I dunno though. You can try it, but that might not be a good idea, if he's anything like this one. Maybe he'll just want MORE then. And never leave you alone.

He ain't leaving me alone anyway. ...Ha, I think it's working! He likes it.

...is he making a noise? This one makes a noise when I scratch him. At first I thought he was growling, but I think it's more like...dragon-purring or something. They're really not THAT bad.

Yeah, that's what he did! And then he kinda like...fell over. Weird things.

He did that too! A few times!

...uh. Still. M-maybe we should make sure Luffy doesn't have one of these guys following HIM around, because...he'll want to bring it with when we leave.

...Usopp, he's gonna wanna bring one when we leave no matter what.

...point.

At least they seem to be big fans of meat here. Maybe that'll distract him, uh, at least a little.

Haha, one would hope.

...You think we could fit one of these LITTLE ones on board, though?

We could probably FIT one, but...Sanji. No. Your cat is already about to have a bunch of babies, we don't need a DRAGON too.

Not like we're keeping all the babies.

You seriously want a DRAGON.

It barely even counts as a dragon, it's more like—like a LIZARD. With wings. That breathes fire.

...

THAT'S A DRAGON!!!

...But a teeny tiny one!!!

...planning on using it for a cigarette lighter or something?

...

Would that be a good excuse to keep one on board?

...NO. I was obviously just KIDDING, jeez!

...Haa. I knew that. Idiot.

So have you ridden one yet?

Suuuure you did.

...uh. No. Why, have YOU??

Yes. You should! It's pretty fucking sweet. Me and Zoro went out on Shitty Dragon.

...Shitty Dragon. You NAMED one?

...Why does everyone keep getting stuck on that.

...it just seems like a bad idea to name one to me.