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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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Bugs. Really?

...Yeees.

Just tell me why. That's all I want to know.

To...prove that I can?

Of course you can. In what way does that make it a good idea?

Well I didn't say it was a GOOD idea... It's a terrible idea. Pretty much the worst idea I've ever had, in fact.

But I can' t back down now.

Yes, you can, Sanji. You can most certainly back down.

It won't be that bad...maybe...

You can find out all on your own, then, because I'll have no part in it.

...Man, you guys suck.

No, we aren't interested in being subjected to your sick whims. You can't get away with anything just because you're the cook.

It's not a sick whim, this stuff can actually be FOOD, you know! They were serving it all over the place at that island!

None of us are from this island, Sanji.

That ain't the point!

The point is that saving your pride is worth feeding us bugs, apparently.

Basically, yes. You say that like I'd be feeding you mud or something.

The point is that no one wants to eat them and it was stupid of you to think that it would be okay.

It is okay. Because it's food and it ain't dangerous or unhealthy or anything. Goddamn, don't get your panties in fucking a twist, chances are I'll end up shoving it all at Zoro anyway.

I don't think it's unreasonable of me to be annoyed at your bad ideas.

It's extremely unreasonable.

You couldn't have done this before we left so that I could have gone and got my own food?

Catch yourself another sea king and roast it over an open fire.

Maybe I will.

...

Except don't actually, do you really think I'd be able to eat this shit? I can barely even TOUCH them!

What were you thinking when you said you'd be able to do this?