serving_love: (I CAN DO IT  \o/)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-04-11 10:22 pm

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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Just tell me why. That's all I want to know.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you can. In what way does that make it a good idea?

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well I didn't say it was a GOOD idea... It's a terrible idea. Pretty much the worst idea I've ever had, in fact.

But I can' t back down now.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you can, Sanji. You can most certainly back down.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It won't be that bad...maybe...

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
You can find out all on your own, then, because I'll have no part in it.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, we aren't interested in being subjected to your sick whims. You can't get away with anything just because you're the cook.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a sick whim, this stuff can actually be FOOD, you know! They were serving it all over the place at that island!

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
None of us are from this island, Sanji.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
The point is that saving your pride is worth feeding us bugs, apparently.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, yes. You say that like I'd be feeding you mud or something.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
The point is that no one wants to eat them and it was stupid of you to think that it would be okay.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It is okay. Because it's food and it ain't dangerous or unhealthy or anything. Goddamn, don't get your panties in fucking a twist, chances are I'll end up shoving it all at Zoro anyway.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's unreasonable of me to be annoyed at your bad ideas.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's extremely unreasonable.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
You couldn't have done this before we left so that I could have gone and got my own food?

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Catch yourself another sea king and roast it over an open fire.

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I will.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
...

Except don't actually, do you really think I'd be able to eat this shit? I can barely even TOUCH them!

[identity profile] black-hat-cat.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
What were you thinking when you said you'd be able to do this?