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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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Yeah.

...just tell me what the hell is going on, Sanji.

It is not.

...Ask Zoro.

Is too.

Why the hell should I have to ask Zoro about it. Tell me.

You're the only person who's ever said that.

...Because it's his fault?

So?

Well then fine, what did he do?

...I dunno.

He provoked me. Into doing something...potentially stupid.

Well I think it's cute.

...which is?

Well...I think YOU'RE cute. So there.

Um. We're just...going to be having a bit of a diet change. For the next couple of days.

Well. Fine.

...Sanji. You're not. If you're going to feed us bugs I'm going on a hunger strike.

...What, NOW it's fine? Usually you get pissy if I compliment you.

They're perfectly edible!! Some of them. I have a whole cookbook and everything...

Do you want me to get pissy? I called you cute so fine, you can call me cute this time. Okay?

No.

No, I don't want you to, it's just a nice change!

But...there are lots of cultures that include them in their everyday cooking! Like...this island. For instance.

Whatever.

No.

They won't be THAT terrible.

I don't care. I'm not eating them.

Oh, come on! You won't even TRY something??

Are you going to eat them?

...That was the plan. I wouldn't just make you guys a bunch of shitty stuff and then not eat it myself.

Although...hmm.

Although what?

Although making anyone shitty stuff kinda sucks. I guess I won't do it for EVERYONE.

Well. Good. I mean. I can make food for myself, I just...don't want to eat bugs.

No worries, think I'm just gonna shove them all at Zoro now.

Good. Thanks.

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