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Alright, people, since our numbers on Sunny can't seem to stop going up, I thought I'd update my lists a little.

Anyone allergic to shit I should know about? Favorite foods, things you're not a fan of...anything I should know, feel free to tell me! Especially if you're gonna be hanging around for awhile~

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...Removed?

I was asked to leave. Sternly.

Heh. What were you doing?

...He had this nasal, incessantly whining voice, and he just looked so soft, like I could sink my fingers into him and tear him open like a wet paper bag filled with raw liver. And those people don't even understand pain; I couldn't help but wonder what kind of noise he would make if I tried it.

Evidently he didn't like the way I was looking at him.

Well. If that's what you were thinking, then I think most people wouldn't like the way you were looking at them.

Not that I blame you. I'd kick the whole lot of them in the face if I could.

Pampered brats who live in bubbles, that's all they are. Living figureheads. They never do anything for themselves and reap extravagant rewards that they earned by a mere circumstance of birth. It's repulsive.

Anyway. I plan to avoid them at all costs. I'm sure that if life on this crew continues the way it has, I'll have ample opportunity to see how easily they come apart at some point in the future.

Ha, if we're lucky. Certainly wouldn't mind seeing Luffy lay into one again.

...Maybe not this time, though.

No, not this time. I'm having a hard enough time blending in with a pigeon on my shoulder.

You could just do what Usopp said and leave him on the ship.

I'm dressing down.

No. He's going as a parrot.

So am I. I think I might have to shave, too.

A...parrot. Ahah. Hahaha. You should wear an eyepatch and get a pegleg, too.

...What, seriously?

I did consider wearing an eyepatch, because it would obscure my face, but I thought it might also draw attention. Very funny, though. Actually, maybe he can go as a crow. It would be easier.

...It's hair. It grows back.

No, wait, I think you should do it. The eyepatch. I'm curious.

I know. But it's weird picturing you without it.

Curious? About what?

...I know. I've had it for ten years.

How it looks! Maybe you'll actually look like a pirate instead of a fashion magazine cut out who accidentally wandered on board.

Oh. That long?

You say that as if you look anymore like a pirate than I do.

Give or take. I think I was about 21.

...Oh yeah. Well still!

Then maybe you're due for a style change anyway.

Ha. And I thought you didn't like eyepatches.

I keep it this way because I like it.

Not on me.

I guess you know it works for you.

You think I could pull it off, though, hm?

I know everything that works for me. ...Incidentally, George thinks that I look good in t-shirts. I'm not sure what to do about that.

Well that's what I'm curious about~

Wear more t-shirts?

Of course.

...Yes, but I don't want to.

So you should do it.

Then...don't. Or just wear one once a week or something. Give George something to look forward to!

I might have to.

...Fair enough.

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