serving_love | (no subject)

You can private a thread as easily as I can.

That would imply I WANT to talk about it.

Which you don't, I know, I know.

Yet you always ask...

I keep hoping eventually you'll get over it!

...do you REALLY think that's gonna happen?

Like I said. I can hope.

Why's it such a big deal? You have other people you can talk about this stuff with, right? Lucci! I bet you can talk about ero-stuff with Lucci!

I had this conversation with Lucci already.

...THIS conversation?? You don't mean about THIS EXACT THING, do you???

...Well not about you, if that’s what you’re flipping out about. But he’s been a girl before, too.

...just making sure.

Yeah, it kind of seems like MOST of us have been at this point.

Heh. It's like a rite of passage or something.

Who's next, do you suppose? Chopper, or Franky? ...or Brooke? If that kind of thing can even happen with him.

...I'd really be just fine with none of them turning into girls.

Well, I would have been fine not turning into a girl too! Anyway, you're the one who said it was like some kind of rite of passage!

Well it's a rite they don't get, then!

That's...weirdly discriminatory. I mean...I bet Brooke and Chopper wouldn't really even LOOK different. And Franky...

...okay, yeah, the more I try to figure that one out, the less curious I am to actually SEE it, because...well. I'm seeing a few issues that I don't think I'd want to--

They're not gonna look any different, that's why I don't care! I mean, I guess Brooke could shrink a bit. And like...his hip bones would be wider? Maybe? And Chopper would be a girl reindeer, whoop-de-shit. Franky would—huh.

Franky would essentially be wandering around in a bikini bottom. With that open shirt of his.

...I guess it might be interesting seeing him as a girl.

Chopper would look different in Heavy Point, I guess. Brooke...is still gonna look like a skeleton; I don't think a few little changes are gonna be noticeable.

YEAH, that's why I stopped thinking about it!!

Ugh, you're predictable. Just remember, if anybody else DOES turn into a girl (or the girls turn into guys, I guess) it's gonna be YOUR FAULT because of that banana! You locked it up good, right??

Oh yeah, I guess he would. That'd be...awkward.

I'm not predictable. And it won’t be MY fault if they get into it themselves! Of course I locked it up.

...like it's not ALWAYS awkward when a guy is suddenly a girl!

You're REALLY predictable.

And...yeah, I guess. Assuming it doesn't get ACCIDENTALLY put into something AGAIN.

...I guess, yeah.

I'm not going to put it in anything again!!!

...there's no guessing involved!

I really hope not. My faith in you is starting to waver a little bit, Sanji.