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Alright, people, since our numbers on Sunny can't seem to stop going up, I thought I'd update my lists a little.

Anyone allergic to shit I should know about? Favorite foods, things you're not a fan of...anything I should know, feel free to tell me! Especially if you're gonna be hanging around for awhile~

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What?? No you haven't!! ...have you?? Really? What was it???

Sanji, I'll STARVE!!!

It was some other casserole or something. Chicken and wine sauce and rice...I minced 'em up real small. And the sauce kinda masked the flavor.

You will not starve from being too stubborn to eat one meal, ya idiot.

...I usually can tell anyway! I was probably sick for the rest of the night, wasn't I?? I think I remember feeling mysteriously sick once after dinner.

It's not being STUBBORN!! I can't eat mushrooms!! CAN'T!!!

You liar, you were totally fine.

See, the smart thing to do would've been to tell me from the beginning that you were allergic to them.

I'm pretty sure I was languishing near death for the rest of the night.

...okay. So I'm allergic to them! Better??

You don’t even remember when it was. Maybe you were sick from eating too much chocolate cake or something.

It's way too late for that now, man.

No, no. It's all coming back to me now! From the first bite, I thought something was a little off, but you assured me it was safe!! Like a fool, I believed you!! It all starts to get a little hazy from there...

What?! Why?? I'm...SORT OF allergic to them! They cause me to. Practically die!

...

I'm rolling my eyes at you. Since you can't see it through the computer, I thought it necessary to tell you.

Oh, come on! For all you know, I really AM allergic to them!!

Yeah...but you're not.

...people can develop allergies suddenly, sometimes!!

Mmhm.

Right. So if I keel over dead one day because you decided to try sneaking me mushrooms again, you'll only have yourself to blame!

If that happens, I'll make sure the banquet at your funeral is very mushroom-free, alright?

That's just adding insult to injury!

You'd prefer there be mushrooms everywhere?

I PREFER that you don't kill me in the first place!!

Fine, I guess I can try to keep you alive.

GEE, thanks.

Well. You know you'd be heartbroken if anything bad happened to me. ESPECIALLY if it was your fault.

...Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

...PROBABLY not.

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