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Alright, people, since our numbers on Sunny can't seem to stop going up, I thought I'd update my lists a little.

Anyone allergic to shit I should know about? Favorite foods, things you're not a fan of...anything I should know, feel free to tell me! Especially if you're gonna be hanging around for awhile~

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I'd kick your ass. And then eat it anyway because I like that stuff. In reasonable amounts.

You'd try. I think you might have trouble seeing through the smears of chocolate.

Well then just eat it to begin with.

Nah, it'd be easy~

Then I wouldn't get to see your face go that lovely shade where it matches your hair when I put your piece in front of you!

I DON'T GO GREEN! And since when does a cook try to make people throw up from food!!

You so go green. And since...now. What of it.

No I don't, dumbass!

Won't the cooking gods, I dunno, smite you or something. They should.

Want me to take a picture next time?

Of course not, they’re all laughing with me.

What next time! There's not gonna be a next time!

...You and your cooking gods are assholes.

There might be, you never know~

Haha, we know. We're still laughing.

No.

Che.

So you won’t smoke with us, huh.

That's right.

Hm. I'll stop talking about cake?

...Evil. But no.

Oh, come on. Why not?

It fucks up your body and your head. I'm not interested.

...Says the man who drinks booze like it's water.

S'different.

Not that different.

It can be used for medical reasons, too, you know.

Booze makes me lightheaded and a little sloppy if I drink a barrel or two. People smoking weird plants messes all kinds of shit up.

Yeah? Then if Chopper ever tells me I need to take some, I might consider it.

It effects everyone differently, same as booze! I get just as lightheaded except there's the extra tendency to laugh like an idiot at nothing in particular and the ever present urge to cook up a fucking storm because I get so goddamn hungry. Goes away quicker than being trashed does, and there's the added benefit of having no hangover the next day.

...So if he mysteriously decided you needed to take some at the same time as the rest of us, I don't suppose you'd find that in any way suspicious, would you?

Yeah, that sounds like a blast. I don't even get hangovers unless I had a drinking contest with Nami, anyway. And smoking fucks with your lungs.

That's the definition of suspicious. Why are you even pushing this? You know I'm not gonna smoke with you, cook.

.....How does it sound ANY different from—aljshfks. Okay, whatever, fine, on a regular basis? Yeah, it fucks with your lungs. The last time we did this was in December. And before that...I don't even know, May. Ain't like it's a regular thing.

Yeah, obviously I know. But I figured I'd see if I could get you to budge even an inch on the matter.

Completely different. And that doesn't matter, still not interested.

Well, I'm not gonna.

Alright, alright. It was worth a shot.