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[serving_love]

♥ HAPPY ♥
♥ VALENTINE'S DAY ♥
♥ ~LADIES~ ♥


I want you ALL to be my Valentine!!!! But since I can't spend this day with each and every one of you,
I decided to spread my love by making you all ~CHOCOLATE~ instead!!!

I'm sending some to all of your ships~

Have a wonderful day, my dears!!!!!!

Other assholes - IT'S FOR THE WOMEN ONLY.

Comments

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

She's this other guy's...or something.

So...did you ask her? How'd it go?

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

His daughter, right? She told me about how she's trying to find him to get them back together. I think.

Well. She said yes, obviously.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But the guy seems kind of like a jerk and I don't think he wants to be found, so...I dunno.

Heh, oh of course, obviously.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah, I tried to sort of point that out, you know, subtly, but I'm pretty sure the part of her brain that parses subtlety went down for the count awhile ago.

...So that's good. Uh, about the whole--

Wait. "Some of us have people"? Do you have people?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Hahahaha, that's Michiko-chan for you. Well, if we ever do find him out here, I'll just. Kick him around for a bit. For being an asshole.

The whole...?

Mm...possibly.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

He's not a monster like you people, is he? Because as long as he can't eat me alive, I want to sign up for that too.

...About me staying here. That's not gonna be a problem, is it?

...You do not.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I really don't know. I'm gonna assume no, though. No worries, even you could probably handle him~

Oh that. I don't think so. You gonna run and hide if we get caught up in a marine battle again?

...Yes I do!!

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Even me-- look, just because I'm not a freak of nature doesn't mean you get to look down on me, pal!

No. ...Probably not.

Like Hell. Who?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not looking down on you, I'm just poking fun. Yeesh.

Hm. You get used to it, you know. And if you ever want to practice or...whatever, the rest of us monsters are always up for sparring. Or Usopp could make you a weapon!

...Well. Zoro.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Right. Yes. Well, obviously, of course you were.

He can make me a sword. I never did find a weapons shop that wasn't ridiculously overstaffed security-wise, and I'd order something online, but I haven't been able to figure out how to break PayPal yet. Besides, I need to be able to try it out before I commit. ...When I do get one, maybe I'll fight you. All right?

Wha-- ...What?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I do that. Occasionally. Or all the time.

...Yeah, I'm not sure you want him to make you a sword. I mean, if you're just looking for something straightforward. And if you went to Franky he'd probably slap an extra gun or five on it. But yeah, alright. I'll hold you to that whenever you get something.

You read it right.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed.

...Okay, point. I'll find something at the next island.

...But-- I thought you hated him! I mean, I know about pirates and sodomy and everything, but you couldn't pick someone less likely to murder you?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I was afraid I was being too subtle about it.

You should actually make Zoro go with you next time.

...Pirates and sod—oi, that's got nothing to do with it! I don't—we're nakama. Like hell he'd be able to MURDER me anyway!

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. You and subtlety. Right.

Ahhhh yeah maybe not. I'm pretty sure he dislikes me intensely.

...Oh. Oh! Okay. Right. Sorry. It's like a single solidarity thing? I gotcha.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He does? What the hell did you do to him?

...What? No. No, you’re still wrong. We’re just...together. It’s simple.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Nothing! ...Well, I called him an ogre. But come on!

...I'm confused.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ha. Hahaha. He got pissed off because of that? What an idiot.

How is it confusing?!

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know; he just...glowers. At everything.

...Did you miss the part about you two hating each other? Also, you falling all over anything female?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah...heh, sometimes I think his face accidentally froze that way.

I don't hate him, he's just a dumbass. And I like to kick dumbasses around. And ladies are still amazing, nothing's going to change THAT.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I'm...lost. Can you maybe define "together" for me?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Together. We're just—we're together! It's, you know, relationships and all that. How are you not getting this???

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...I just can't imagine it! You and...him and...it just doesn't make sense!

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Che, does it have to make sense? There’s a really thin, blurred, weird sort of line between hate and I-really-just-kind-of-want-in-your-pants. Or something. I DON’T KNOW.

Re: [Private]

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Apparently!

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Is it really that surprising?