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♥ HAPPY ♥
♥ VALENTINE'S DAY ♥
♥ ~LADIES~ ♥

I want you ALL to be my Valentine!!!! But since I can't spend this day with each and every one of you,
I decided to spread my love by making you all ~CHOCOLATE~ instead!!!

I'm sending some to all of your ships~

Have a wonderful day, my dears!!!!!!

Other assholes - IT'S FOR THE WOMEN ONLY.

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Sanji-san... I need a little advice. I've asked everyone on this stupid ship but they're all useless...

Of all things you can find on a ship, what's the best lubricant?

.......The best—wow, was definitely not expecting that question.

You can't just buy some?

I need it as soon as possible and that idiot cook of ours used everything I can think of in the kitchen yesterday when he went on a baking spree.

Oh. So that's butter and all that out.

The hell do you need it that quickly for? It's Valentine's Day, man, can't you just...take your time?

MY HAND IS STUCK, OKAY?! I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT!!!

......Stuck-

Just what the hell were you doing??

THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. I just need it UNSTUCK.

Is it a really embarrassing story? Because I'd love to hear it.

If I tell you, will you answer my question?

Sure thing~

I was trying to get something from out last ship. It's shrunk and stuck inside a bottle... with my hand.

...

So.

Your hand is stuck in a bottle?

It's not a wine bottle or anything. Well, it looks similar to it.. but it's bigger and the neck's diameter isn't so small...

Are you going to answer it or what?!

Oh right. Yeah, of course.

...

You have your hand stuck in a goddamn bottle—aksjdhf AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!!

You. What kind of idiot gets his hand stuck in a bottle? And asks for LUBRICATION, what the hell, do you have any idea what I thought you were asking?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I had a good reason! IT MAKES SENSE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!?

Hahahahaha, how is that perverted, you asked for lube.

I didn't have anything... Goddamit shut up already!

I haven't. It's in my room...

That, or maybe soap and warm water. That could work, too.

... It's worth a shot. Seriously, I'm about ready to cut off my own arm.

Yeah, let's try NOT to resort to that.

I'm kidding.

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