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...So. Think I’m gonna go out this afternoon. Probably grab dinner on the island. Anyone else wanna come?

I’ll leave shit in the galley, too, if you’d rather stay.

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Aww so you don't have any scars?

Are you kidding? I would never tell. I want to beat them all at poker.

I have a couple. Unrelated to any shark incidents.

Atta girl. Where are you, anyway?

What from? And where?

...I'm supposed to be wallowing in self-loathing.

Practice fighting, mostly. One from a real fight, but that's mostly faded. I've got two that stand out - one on my side under my arm, and another one I'm not drunk enough to tell you about.

That's nice, querida. Where are you wallowing in self-loathing.

I'll get you to tell me the next time we drink together, then.

Oh, shut up and go dancing, Tulio.

Sounds fair.

I thought we'd already established I'm not going. Now tell me where you are so I can come teach you poker, because otherwise I'm going to have to look, and that would be inconvenient for everyone. I promise you can wallow in self-loathing and play cards at the same time.

...fine. I'm in the girls' room.

Thank you.

...Am I allowed in there? I kind of got the feeling Nami might bite my head off. Possibly literally.

...all the other girls are out and I won't tell if you don't?

...Yeah, all right. I'll be up in a second, then.

Okay.

...thanks, Tulio.

Pff. No problem. I'm bored anyway.

You could have gone dancing.

But then I would have missed out on hanging out with you, and that would have been terrible.

I think you would have survived.

But what if I hadn't? You never know!

Shut up, you're an idiot.

Please. I'm a genius.

I don't appreciate it.

You don't appreciate my genius? I'm wounded.

No, I don't appreciate you using your conman shit into making me feel better.

The only conman shit I'm using on you are my poker skills. I'm not trying to make you feel better so I can get something from you, I'm trying to make you feel better because you're upset and I like you.

Well I shouldn't feel better I should feel shitty because all of this is my fault.

Hmm. Okay. Well. ~~...what would Miguel say about this...~~

If it's all your fault, that means you should probably fix it. Right? And if you're going to fix it, you need to have a clear head. If you want to have a clear head, you can't be miserable. And if you can't be miserable, you should stop protesting and let someone try to cheer you up. Sound good?

I don't think not being miserable will really help.