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...So. Think I’m gonna go out this afternoon. Probably grab dinner on the island. Anyone else wanna come?

I’ll leave shit in the galley, too, if you’d rather stay.

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...No, I'm a demon.

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Oh my god, I knew it.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Sarcasm, moron.

...I knew that.

Yeah. Right. Common mistake.

Honestly, though. Can you blame me?

...I was half serious that time, actually. Common mistake.

Well. Obviously, if I made it, people must think that all the time.

Hah. You really haven't seen much, it's kinda funny. Other people can cut steel, y'know.

Edited 2010-01-28 09:44 (UTC)

Hey, you know what? Just because I haven't been here for the longest time doesn't mean I'm some kind of naive idiot. You're green. What am I supposed to think?

I'm not talking about anything else you have or haven't seen. All you know about me is I have green hair and I'm strong. Low standards for a demon, I think.

...Green isn't that weird.

Well. I've never seen someone who has green hair, or who can cut steel and holds a sword in his mouth like a crazy person.

Where I come from it sure as hell is. And I haven't seen anyone else like that here, either.

Hn. Now you have.

I've met at least one. She commented on this page.

I'd say now I've seen everything, but judging from past experience, it gets worse.

Oh yeah? You and her, then. Maybe you can hook up and continue your goblin bloodline together.

Hah, it always does.

Oh shut up.

Do you think goblins are born in litters?

I wouldn't. Know.

You could find out!

We're not goblins, asshole! And I wouldn't, anyway!

Are you sure? Maybe your parents never told you to spare your delicate baby goblin feelings.

You're fucking ridiculous.

Look, you can't deny that's possible.

There are no goddamn goblins in East Blue! Or anywhere, that I've heard of. AND THIS IS DUMB.

That you've heard of. Uh-huh. I'm just saying.

Well you can stop.