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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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So, basically, most things I find interesting to talk about.

Anyone could, but I doubt anyone will. Just Sanji, if that.

...quit being so interested in awkward things, then!!

Are you nuts?? I bet the entire network is stalking this thread AS WE SPEAK.

...also, this is SANJI we're talking about. You KNOW he's gonna read it!

Quit finding interesting things awkward.

...You're ridiculously paranoid. Although you're right about Sanji.

I find PLENTY of interesting things non-awkward!

...you don't KNOW! I bet a TON of people are interested! They want to crack my mystique!!

And I know I am.

Right. Look, it's really not that awkward a question. I'm just curious. You honestly aren't attracted to anyone else? Or never have been?

...George is my girlfriend; I shouldn't need anyone else, right?? Just leave it.

It's not about needing anyone else. That has nothing to do with it.

Whatever, you know what I mean!

Anyway, what if she sees this??

Not really.

...All right, all right.

No?

I don't know why you even care in the first place.

No.

I'm just curious, really. It's a normal question.

What's confusing about it?

Well, you're acting like--I dunno. It's not like it's IMPOSSIBLE that I don't--

I said that's not what it's about, and you told me I know what you mean, and I don't.

It's just extremely unlikely.

Well, I just meant--look, even if I POSSIBLY did, it's moot, right? And it wouldn't be...serious or anything. Why bother even talking about it??

Because sometimes it's interesting to talk about? I don't know. Why not talk about it? Unless it's some sort of overbearing temptation that you can't even think about for fear of succumbing, I don't think I understand why it's an issue.

...what?? No, it's not like that at ALL; quit thinking weird things!

I wasn't thinking that. I'm saying that unless it's that, which I'm sure it's not, I don't see what the big deal is.

...who says it's a big deal? Who says it's a deal at all??

You're the one acting like it is.

...I am NOT.

...

If you say so.

It's just...like I said before, ANYONE could read this. It's too awkward. If it wasn't--it's not like I'd even CARE, normally. But people would probably take it out of context or something.

All right, all right. Fair enough.

...well. GOOD.

...oh, what do you know.

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