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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Oh. Well. ...thanks. Not like it'll ever happen, but...

It had damn well better not, I'll tell you that right now.

Well...if it ever DID, it's not like I'd be able to HELP it!

I know, Usopp. It was a joke.

...right. I knew that.

Try not to get hit in the head, though. At least you have more common sense than Zoro and Luffy.

I definitely do my best to avoid head trauma, yeah. Not that it always HELPS.

Mm. Speaking of which, how are you feeling?

Not bad, considering. Still kinda sore, but I can move my arm around more. I just gotta be careful about it.

That's good. At the rate you're healing, it probably won't be long before you're back to normal.

Yeah, hopefully. I bet it'll take a while before I can shoot like normal again, though.

You'll just have to practice regularly until it gets easier.

Yeah. I dunno, as soon as I'm less sore I should probably try doing...stretches or something to get my arm back to normal.

I know some about that, if Chopper doesn't. Which I'm sure he does anyway.

...I think I know better than to try to do any training stuff with YOU.

That's not training; it's physical therapy. The difference is that for the latter I don't beat you up.

Sure, you say that NOW...

I don't see why training needs to involve beating your students up in the first place. Haven't you ever heard of...positive reinforcement?? Some people respond better to stuff like that, you know!

People who respond better to positive reinforcement than to extreme stress have no business practicing Rokushiki, that's why.

...should you really even be teaching that stuff to people at ALL?

I teach it to people who are committed to it. They have their reasons for being committed, and if I deem that those reasons are satisfactory, yes, I think that I should be teaching it to people.

Maybe you should just stick to ventriloquism lessons instead.

...I never realized you had a problem with it.

Well, it's not like I was a FAN before, exactly, but I also didn't know about that whole...other part until a little while ago, either.

...I dunno. Forget it.

...What other part?