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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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the -chan, Sanji. You can't use it, remember?

Oh, I'm gonna talk to hi, then.

Ah, thanks Michiko, I almost didn't catch that one.

That's another minute onto your dance, shit-cook.

HAHA!

How many minutes he has to dance?

It's six now. The Chicken Dance, actually.

AH! I gotta tha--

chicken dance?

Eh, more or less like this. But a little different since he'll be by himself. It speeds up as you go.

.... AHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking awesome!!

Isn't it, though?

You still in the infirmary?

Not really. I'm drinking at the kitchen.

So...you're better?...That was—fast...You're not better, are you.

I TOTALLY AM!!

Did Chopper let you out of the infirmary, or did you escape?

Sanji, Sanji, I forgot to warn ya, your hair will turn green when the blue is fading.

........Yes, Usopp mentioned that might happen.

We can color it blond though, I think it'd cover most of it.

Oh. Well alright then!

You really suck at this, love-cook.

I'm TRYING.

Six minutes. One more day left.

...Just six? Right. Right, six minutes. Oh darn.

...Did I miss some? Tch, I probably did, didn't I. I'll have to go back and check, don't think you're getting out of anything.

No, you didn't, of course not! Six minutes!!

...Once to Robin, and you said "Nami-san" to Ace.

That's eight minutes, cook.

...Dammit. You didn't have to go LOOK.