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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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So was mine.~

No one should ever want that. Even actual hens probably don't.
Oh? Does that mean she's the stern older sister?

Shanks? He's pretty incredible! I went to thank him for saving Lu's life. And... hn. They told me he... hah... He came right up and insisted on speaking to Pops on my behalf. He thought I was... He didn't know I ran off on my own. And Pops and them all saved my pride, saying he ordered me. It's kind of... I never realized so many people would care over just something I did.

...Right, um. So I was sleeping with - Lucci. Right around the time everything kind of exploded with him and Usopp and George. And then Zoro and I were...I don't even know. But somehow we realized we... Well. Whatever, we were gonna try being...something. With each other. So I told him I'd stop the Lucci thing. And then I turned into a girl. So Zoro and I were gonna wait. But then we kissed anyway. And then I took forever becoming a guy again for some fucking reason. And I really wanted to fuck someone like that. Just to fucking TRY it. But I didn't wanna do it with Zoro because it didn't really feel like me and I wanted to be a guy with him first. So. I almost slept with Lucci again instead. Except then I didn't. But it was a close call. And I didn't tell Zoro until he finally cornered me before that big Marine battle. Annnd he was pretty pissed off. So now we're not...really anything. And it sucks. And now I think he's—er. Nothing. ...The end.

Yeah, maybe, guess that works.

Didn't realize you had that many people who'd be worried about you?

Well you're not nothing anymore. You just had a shitload of dares with each other. The kind that usually comes about from ah... sexual tension really. ~~You and Lucci were...? Huh.~~ And Zoro couldn't be too mad unless he really liked you. Not to mention... you didn't sleep with Lucci. No matter what you almost did, that's still gotta count for some points.

Fine but she still has to settle for being my little sister.

No. Not really. At all. Maybe that's stupid but I thought Luffy would take care of you guys and himself, not fucking rush into Impel Down and then right through a war and Pops... They told me not to go. Pops said he had a really bad feeling about it. Marco begged me to listen and they tried to hold me back and I still took off. They should have left me to my own mess so I thought they would. Oars Jr... all I did was get him a hat... he was my friend... he didn't have to come... he didn't have to go... he put everything one the line to come help me. Jinbei forfeited his status as shichibukai and went on a fishman rampage refusing to fight Pops' crew. They all... They really... No. I never expected that. It wasn't all for me, a lot was people standing by Pops and sticking to the World Government but so much of it was my fault. It's really... something.

Somehow I doubt him making me dye my hair is the result of sexual tension. Anyway, obviously we're not nothing - we'll always be nakama. We're just trying to be...normal.

I know he liked me. That's why it was such a fucking bitch move on my part. And yes. Me and Lucci.

You'd think all of that would be enough to convince you not to be an idiot again.

And the other dares?
Well yeah but... I don't know. Give it time maybe. If there's sparks, they can't be smothered that easily.

Yeah but he liked you. You weren't doing anything. I don't know. Sometimes I think maybe my morals really are closer to Lucci's. It makes me nervous. But I mean I was sleeping with Marco for years before I had to be exclusive.

Oi. It did. I haven't gone chasing Blackbeard in a while. They value my life more than I do, but I value their lives that much at least.

Not using honorifics, wearing a stupid hat, no smoking - oh yeah. The UST is just fucking overflowing. And I am giving it time, I told him I'd wait. I haven't pushed anything. It just sucks, that's all.

My morals are...somewhere in between. Zoro's something else altogether, though.

Good. Glad to hear it.

Oh wait... maybe it's more yours for him. My bad. I have no idea how Zoro can handle not having someone. Well I couldn't get why Usopp was waiting either. And six years for George fuck... I go crazy in a week.
That... probably doesn't say something very good about me.

Next time I'll take you with me so at least I can get some decent meals. I was resorting to fish a on a stick usually.

Edited 2010-01-09 07:51 (UTC)

You're thinking of the crossdressing thing? That's really the only one that even comes close, I guess. Anyway, Zoro just doesn't know what he's missing. I wasn't getting any for five months before I finally just went to Lucci. ...It was worth it, though. Ha.

Your "next time" better be a long ways off, then.

5 months... wow. Jeez my longest was... actually just when I was incarcerated. I might sleep around too much. And just how much Marco trusts just sunk in again... great.

I'll let you know but I'm not doing ANYTHING to endanger Lu for as long as I can. Even by accident.

...Yeah, you just might. Although my past record ain't all that great either.

He could handle it, if you did. But yeah, I think we all prefer him not being in danger.

Hm. When you're good looking girls just seem to fall into line. Never seemed worth saying no.

Already been through it once and almost killed me hahaha...
Yeah never again Sanji. Next time one of the D brothers gets saved, it'll be him.

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